Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You'll never have a more fashionable date at a fancier restaurant. If anything, Libra knows how to wine and dine you. But when you're called on chewing with your mouth open -- delivered with the most inauthentic smile you've ever encountered -- you realize that the most dangerous thing is a person who can't be upfront with their anger. Passive-aggressiveness is truly frightful.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Sitting across from you is a seductive, mysterious, charismatic person who seems to promise intense pleasures. You feel like the Scorpio knows you deeply just by looking into your eyes. But the closer you get, the scarier the ride gets. Power trips, manipulative tactics, withholding information … the dark side of relationships awaits those who take off the mask of the Scorpion!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The Archer will astound you with philosophical insights, stories of adventures in distant lands and inspirational sermons to enhance your faith. But once you get to know the Sagittarian, be on the lookout for someone who can't tolerate too much intimacy and hates to be tied down. You'll encounter a Centaur who'd rather gallop off into the sunset than rest in your arms.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
It can feel good to date a Goat who's worked hard to reach the top, as you know your security will be provided for when things get serious. But stability goes both ways. Before you know it, you'll be complaining about Capricorn's rigidity and melancholia, not to mention the pressure you're under to dress for success at every dinner party with Capricorn's colleagues.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Dating a rebel or a brilliant thinker can bring some much-needed excitement to your life, and you'll no doubt have fascinating conversations. But as time progresses, you'll wish your Aquarius was actually around, instead of constantly hanging out with friends, attending rallies or hiding out in the lab. Whether the Water-Bearer is distant or just "somewhere else," either way they're not where you want them to be … with you.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
The romantic, dreamy Fish and can wine and dine you with fantasies of the perfect relationship, a coupling as mythic as the greatest love stories. But therein lies the problem: Pisces rarely delivers in reality, preferring to wax poetic than do the dirty work of daily life. The real horror is waking up next to Pisces, and realizing that your date often lives in another reality -- regardless of how much you want them to be on this planet.

About the Author
Jeffrey Kishner produces content for Tarot.com. He has been a professional astrologer since 2001, has published articles on the Astrology of film in several publications, and co-edited an anthology on the subject. Jeffrey blogs regularly about the new and full moons, film directors and the Astrology of relationships at jeffreykishner.com. He currently lives in Brooklyn, NY.